Sunday, August 3, 2008

Spank me cuffs

The spank me cuffs are mine! Aren't they cute? Who could resist such cute cuffs that have my favorite saying on them? (I don't have a picture, so just scroll down to see them!)

I have to confess. Bossman is always telling me that my hands are in the way. It's not that I block spankings, I usually don't. No, my hands tend to try and block his way to "other" places. He enjoys tying up my hands so that he has the ultimate control. So, the spank me cuffs? They aren't really for when he spanks me.

Doesn't really matter what they are used for, does it? They are very cute, right?

Actually, want know WHY I decided on the cuffs? You know you want to know!

While in the Pleasure Chest, I noticed Bossman staring into a glass case. Curious to see what he was looking at, I wandered over. The glass case was full of handcuffs. METAL hand cuffs. The kind they use when arresting people.

I admit. I was intrigued. The guy behind the counter was more than happy to let us try them on. He was very informative on the advantages and disadvantages single locks versus double locks.

*Public Service announcement*

Double locking handcuffs are better. The single locks don't keep them from getting tighter around the wrist, so it can cut off circulation.

*This has been a public service announcement*

We were looking at all the shiny handcuffs and Bossman wanted to see how they looked on me. Wasn't that nice of him? I will admit, I look GOOD in silver!

I'm sure you're saying to yourself, "But you didn't buy the cute silver cuffs."

You would be right. Let me tell you something. Those cuffs look really pretty, but comfortable, they are NOT!

Sure, I'll admit, a little pain with my sex is usually a good thing, hence the reason for a spanking..right? But real cuffs? Wow, those would not be fun if your hands are behind your back and you had to lay on them. OUCH! They would dig into my wrists.

So Bossman, being the gentleman that he is, asked the wonderful clerk what HE would recommend.

Let me just paint a picture for you. I'm in a SEX store. I'm trying really hard not to walk around GIGGLING like a school girl. My HUSBAND is talking to the clerk about HANDCUFFS! Excuse me? Am I in the Twilight Zone?

*cue the music*

I'm going to admit to you here and now, I didn't look the guy in the eye. As a matter of fact, I just kept looking down in the case. I kept shaking my head and saying things like "Um hummm...oh, really? Oh, I see..."

Anyway, back to the cuffs. So Bossman asks the guy what he recommends and he kindly suggests the velcro cuffs. He leads us through the store to the velcro cuff section. See, what a nice guy he was?

We examined the selection offered, but the minute I saw the "spank me" cuffs, I KNEW they were mine!

The last thing I'm willing to admit.....

They are quite COMFY!


  1. Grace, people need to know, when you use them and did you enjoy.
    Love and warm hugs,

  2. Although this wasn't the toy Eva pictured for me we did get some cuff too. I really like them. I like feeling restrained and pulling against them. Nick rigged up a way to attach them to any corner of the bed. But as I warned Grace - don't use them unless you have about an hour for the marks to go away. They are comfortable but your wrist do have marks that I felt Mollie was going to notice. Thank goodness it was more than an hour before she got home.

    I am glad you like yours! I'll tell you guys about my toy tomorrow.


  3. I want cuffs!!!

    oh, wait... I got some too... just haven't got to use them yet.


  4. I should have known that I didn't give you enough info, Paul. Sorry for that!

    I just wanted to tell the story of HOW I got them. I'll have to tell the story of how we USED them later!

    Pk, I didn't have that problem *wink*

    Eva, what's the hold up? Too many toys, not enough time??????


  5. I like the ropes we have tied to the bed posts. That way she is all mine when we start playing hehehe

  6. You guys, I'm having so much fun reading your joint blog! Keep the stories coming, so we can all share in how much fun you had :-)

  7. I have a similar pair; actually its a set of four. They don't say spank me though.

    I like them very much. They are comfortable. YOu are right.

  8. David, what is it about you guys and restraining us women? Maybe we are all just too much to handle, so you need a little help with that?

    Eliane, thanks for taking the time to read our blog. I'm glad we can share our experiences with everyone. It's great for me too because I get to relive it all over again.

    Greenwoman, It's one thing for someone to tell you they are comfy, it's another to try it yourself...right? Glad you are enjoying yours too!