Spank me cuffs

The spank me cuffs are mine! Aren't they cute? Who could resist such cute cuffs that have my favorite saying on them? (I don't have a picture, so just scroll down to see them!)

I have to confess. Bossman is always telling me that my hands are in the way. It's not that I block spankings, I usually don't. No, my hands tend to try and block his way to "other" places. He enjoys tying up my hands so that he has the ultimate control. So, the spank me cuffs? They aren't really for when he spanks me.

Doesn't really matter what they are used for, does it? They are very cute, right?

Actually, want know WHY I decided on the cuffs? You know you want to know!

While in the Pleasure Chest, I noticed Bossman staring into a glass case. Curious to see what he was looking at, I wandered over. The glass case was full of handcuffs. METAL hand cuffs. The kind they use when arresting people.

I admit. I was intrigued. The guy behind the counter was more than happy to let us try them on. He was very informative on the advantages and disadvantages single locks versus double locks.

*Public Service announcement*

Double locking handcuffs are better. The single locks don't keep them from getting tighter around the wrist, so it can cut off circulation.

*This has been a public service announcement*

We were looking at all the shiny handcuffs and Bossman wanted to see how they looked on me. Wasn't that nice of him? I will admit, I look GOOD in silver!

I'm sure you're saying to yourself, "But you didn't buy the cute silver cuffs."

You would be right. Let me tell you something. Those cuffs look really pretty, but comfortable, they are NOT!

Sure, I'll admit, a little pain with my sex is usually a good thing, hence the reason for a spanking..right? But real cuffs? Wow, those would not be fun if your hands are behind your back and you had to lay on them. OUCH! They would dig into my wrists.

So Bossman, being the gentleman that he is, asked the wonderful clerk what HE would recommend.

Let me just paint a picture for you. I'm in a SEX store. I'm trying really hard not to walk around GIGGLING like a school girl. My HUSBAND is talking to the clerk about HANDCUFFS! Excuse me? Am I in the Twilight Zone?

*cue the music*

I'm going to admit to you here and now, I didn't look the guy in the eye. As a matter of fact, I just kept looking down in the case. I kept shaking my head and saying things like "Um hummm...oh, really? Oh, I see..."

Anyway, back to the cuffs. So Bossman asks the guy what he recommends and he kindly suggests the velcro cuffs. He leads us through the store to the velcro cuff section. See, what a nice guy he was?

We examined the selection offered, but the minute I saw the "spank me" cuffs, I KNEW they were mine!

The last thing I'm willing to admit.....

They are quite COMFY!