Let's talk about each....
Adam found this game at Hustler and just HAD to have it. The questions and such are interesting but the game itself if rather confusing. It's for 2-8 players or 2-4 teams. I do hope to figure it out.
This yummy little number is a "Taffy Tickler." I am the one who just HAD to have this!! It's water proof. What more could a person want? I do have trouble remembering the name. I keep wanting to call it Laffy Taffy. That works too though, don't you think?
This evil wooden spatula was a gift from my ever loving, ever spanking, ever horny twin. She and Nick gave one of these beauties to each couple. I wonder if they got themselves one? They are quite nice.
Sigh. Yep. It's a butt plug. Crystal Jelly. I'm not sure how I feel about this. The jury is still out.
And just who do you think picked out this ouchy split tail whip? Wasn't me. Yowza. Ouch. Damn.
Interesting read. Nick wants to know if there's a significance to complete being misspelled. I dunno. Anyone?
PK and Nick also brought us all a switch that came off of a - I believe - crab apple tree. Nice, huh? NOT!!! Ouch. That sucker stings like none other!!
I couldn't have Grace getting some of these cutsie cuffs without getting some of my own. I didn't want to be a total copy cat though so I got black. Hers are red.
CeeCi talked Grace into this lubey good tasting stuff. We all know Grace isn't a fan of blowjobs while Bossman is. CeeCi explained that it tastes good, makes for lots of liquid AND acts like a barrier of sorts. Hmmmm... sold me too!!
Sigh. Last but not least. Isn't it lovely? You all know what a crop fan I am. We only owned one. Till now. Don't you just love purple? Yummmooooooo...... We've been having some fun. I love every toy we bought. Heck I love every toy everyone bought. I tried to sneak them all home with me but got caught. Sigh.
Nice set there, Eva. Compleat is the old British spelling for the word. Oh, and ask C.C. about crops. She said something about wimps. Or maybe someone should ask Mr. Smith...
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Marcus
Lovely collection, the Laffy Taffy thing looks interesting...Don't you just hate those big wood spoons/spatulas? My Hubs is a big fan of wood, and let's just say-I'm not!! As for the butt plug, trust me, just try it. Make sure that you are in a relaxed and very receptive (i.e. VERY aroused)state of mind. Take your time, and you will enjoy!
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Hubs says to thank you again for the heads up on the Kama Sutra oil. He is already a big fan!
This was a fun post! Thanks for sharing the pics.
P.S. I think the book title is a reference to "The Compleat Angler", a book that was written in England in I think, but don't quote me on this, the 1650's. And I believe that it was about fishing. The spelling is probably just old style English. And that concludes our History lesson for today....
Hey folks! Could someone out there help an old lady to cross the cyber street?
ReplyDeleteCan anyone tell me why there is a trash can at the bottom of each of my comments?
I realize that I'm not a great writer, but I didn't think that my comments were worthy of the trash can rating either...
fnygirl@wowway.com
fun stuff! :-)
ReplyDeleteTwin and excellent post! I will need to gather all of ours and do a similar one cause I love all my new toys too! You could tell the switch had a little bite to it could you? Don't worry if it breaks - it can easily be replaced!!
ReplyDeleteFanny - I really like you! You ask the same question I asked when I first started. The trash can is there in case you want to get rid of or change your comment. Click on the can and it will give you the option of deleting the comment, in case you left out a word or have a major misspelling (not thet thsi has evr hapened too me!)
Laffy Taffy..you can tell you're around teens.. That whip is scary and we have a crab apple tree. Well you just use that butt plug..!!..Come on woman..I'd be more afraid of that whip..really!
ReplyDeleteWhat I'd like to know is if you took this stuff on the plane or shipped it home!
ReplyDeleteWay cool stuff you got there, Ms. Dry. Laffy Taffy seems an appropriate name but I have to say at first glance, that thing looked painful! :) I'll assume its soft.
Hugs,
Debbie :)
Marcus~ Thanks for the info!!! And yup, it's a nice set to add to the collection!!!
ReplyDeleteFanny~ Wood is quite painful, that's for sure!!! As for the butt plug... soon, probably but I'm in no hurry. If Adam decides to use it, I'm okay with it.
As for the little trash can thingy, when you have your own blog you get one on EVERY comment.. if it's not your blog it only appears on your own. Gives you the option to delete if you would need to for whatever reason. You are definitely NOT trash worthy!! ROFL
terps~ Yup!!!!
twin~ I've had just a swat on the thigh with that dang switch... I was hoping it would get broken in flight.. no such luck.
mthc~ I dunno. We'll have to see about that. So far I've experienced the whip and yes, it was pretty scary. As for the butt plug... I'm not afraid of it really... just not all that excited by it. Who knows though... maybe I'll change my mind if I ever experience it.
Debbie~ Yup. It's soft. And we stashed everything in our suitcases and checked them on the plane. No problem!!!
Hugs~
Eva
Lovely post Miz Dry, thanks for the pics.
ReplyDeleteYou are going to have such a good time, so is Adam I imagine.
Love and warm hugs,
Paul.
Wow, you got a lot of cool things that I didn't see!! Thanks for posting the pictures. I just took a shot of my second favorite purchase and will be writing all about it in a few minutes.
ReplyDeleteNow, about the crop comment *g* I really have no idea *ahem, shhhhhh* what in the world Marcus is talking about. Nope, no idea whatsoever.
Gosh, I miss you!
*hugs*
CeeCi
CeeCi~ FESS UP!!! What's Marcus talkin' about? And gosh, I miss you too!!!!
ReplyDeleteNice chooz, CeeCi!
ReplyDeleteThanks Debbie! I have a little collection of 'fuck me shoes' that have never been out of the house. Those are one pair of them. Hmmm, maybe I should do a photo shoot of the rest of my collection, that way they will get out of the house... kind of.
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CeeCi
Oh, about traveling with toys... no worries. We had rope and dildos, clamps, lubes, a tawse, paddles and lots of other fun things in our suitcases. The trick is to put it in your check-in luggage and not your carry on bag. I wasn't so much concerned what the baggage handlers would think because I knew I wouldn't be seeing them. My biggest concern was pilfering. Happily, all our new and old toys made it home safely as did my beloved shoes.
Wow! You DID get some cool stuff. We got a lot of the same stuff and I didn't even know.
ReplyDeleteBTW, I LOVE the Karma Sutra stuff! Oh yeah, we tried and we LIKED! But, that's all I gotta say about that.....
Great post!
MISS YOU!
HUGS!
grace
What do you mean that's all you gotta say about it? I worked really hard convincing you you'd love it. I pulled out my best pitch and that's all you have to say? Come on, spill! Didn't you hear the manager offer me a job selling that 'stuff?' It's an awesome product and I know I'm not the only one who'd love to know just exactly what you (and Bossman) liked about it.
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CeeCi
Grace~ YEAH!! What CeeCi said!!! Surely you have more to say than that!!
ReplyDeleteCeeCi~ You could get a job selling that stuff!!! I have plans to use it again tonight. Adam doesn't know that yet but I'm pretty sure we're going to get some time to ourselves here in a bit this evening.
Oh to be a bug on the wall!
ReplyDeleteMr. Smith loves it when I pull out the 'Oil of Love'. He should be here any minute. Maybe we ought to have a bi-coastal bj!!
WooHoo, there he is!
Bi-Coastal? I LOVE it...
ReplyDeleteReady...
Set.....
Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooo......
Oh my gosh! I have to have that vibrator!
ReplyDeleteHey I want in on this, I didn't get any oil though. Can I just wing it? I haven't had any complaints so far. Grace TALK!!!
ReplyDeleteWell this assortment of toys has me blushing...but you are uncertain about the plug? Give it a try!
ReplyDeleteHere is what I found about "Compleat"
Of or characterized by a highly developed or wide-ranging skill or proficiency: “The compleat speechwriter …
Huggs
Theresa
Oh I'm sorry, you want me to tell you the WHOLE story?
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize......
LMAO!
HUGS!
grace
My gosh how did I ever get to know all you horny women.
ReplyDelete*hugs andgrins*
Tracy~ Buy your own!!!! It's a nice little toy but not near as good as the HMW!!!
ReplyDeleteTwin~ Maybe you're not getting complaints but once Nick experiences the oil you'll be getting compliments!!!!
Theresa~ Thanks for the history!!! And quit your blushing!!! Hustler's motto is "relax, it's just sex."
Grace~ Ummm...hellllooooooooo... of COURSE we want the whole story, silly!!!
David~ By default. We adore your wife!!!
Wonderful assortment of accoutrements, but I'd seriously consider ditching the jelly rubber butt plug for one made of silicone, such as the "Scout" from Good Vibrations, if it's still in their catalogue. There are both chemical and hygienic reasons for not using jelly rubber, but since silicone is impervious and does not impart any molecular transfer when in contact with the terminal end of your GI tract, it's the material of choice. Of course, you could always use a condom over the jelly rubber plug until it's replaced. Either way, it will be a nice "paradigm shift!"
ReplyDeleteIt is so fun reading here. The Laffy Taffy must create interesting sensations...*smiles*
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