Some one just left a comment asking if this blog was active or not. Hmmmm... not sure what to tell you. We - Grace, Eva, CeeCi and I (PK) created this blog last summer to share all the adventures surrounding our LA trip. We had such a fantastic time together. We pretty much told all there was to tell about that trip but we hope to have more visits together in the future. So for the time being we are leaving the site opened. Also now that CeeCi and Eva are both private they can always use this site if they ever want to post something for everyone. For that matter if anyone ever wants to comment to any of us feel free to comment here. The comment will go to each of our emails. And hopefully we all will be together again soon and we'll have even more adventures to share.
The problem with vacations is they never last long enough. I've found myself daydreaming about our wonderful vacation in LA. I long to go back to those 4 short days and do them all over again. I long to have more time with those great women and men, for I feel like we just barely got to know each other before we had to say good-bye.
It's not fair that we all have to live so far apart. Why can't we all live in the same town and be neighbors? Why can't we "do" coffee on a Wednesday afternoon, when the teachers are done teaching? It's not fair that we can't do dinner and see a movie together. I already know these girls can shop, but wouldn't it be fun to shop for other things besides toys?
I guess I'm just feeling sorry for myself. My friends are far away. School is back in session and football is taking up more time that I like.
Those four glorious days were a time of blossoming for me. I was able to be the person that I truly am. There was no hiding my kink! Besides my blog, the only person in my life that knows this stuff about me is Bossman.
As I go through life, being the mother of the little man and the wildchild, being the churching going, football mother, babysitter, Godmother, and Aunt to the little angel, I realize that although all those people are me, they are not the whole me.
The trip to LA is never far from my mind. I think of it often. I look at pictures of all of us and I smile.
Because I know that in that time, at that place....
At this point in the blog you are probably thinking that the gang and I spent the entire trip in adult stores. We did not, however, it was one of the biggest highlights.
You probably already know that this was the first time I've ever been to these kind of stores. I was nervous! The first store was kind of seedy and frankly, if the other stores had been like that, there wouldn't be much to talk about.
The first store was EXACTLY what I was expecting out of an adult store. Bad part of town, bars on the windows and just, well, just exactly as I expected.
The other two stores were WONDERFUL. I didn't feel like I was somewhere I shouldn't be. There were average looking people shopping and the only one giggling was probably me......
After our tragic first store experience, Bossman and Adam got online and found a couple of new stores to look for the next day. We had decided it was probably a good idea to look for these stores in the DAY time. The next morning, Jim wasn't feeling well, so he and C.C. stayed at the hotel while the rest of us headed out. We decided to drive by the Hustler store first, as it was on the way to the Hollywood walk of fame. (SEE, we did other things besides toy shopping.) The store looked GREAT from the outside. It was in a great part of town and it was HUGE! It was closed and we didn't want to go without C.C. and Jim, but we were glad to find it.
Later that day, we picked up C.C and Jim (thank goodness he was feeling better) and we headed out to the store. It was a really nice store but a little high priced. One thing that we didn't like.....the very small alcove in the back of the store that had the spanking and so-called kinky stuff. Why in the world did our stuff have to be put in a tiny little alcove? There wasn't much to choose from in the spanking and bondage department. Having it be in such a small little space made me feel like spanking and bondage were a BAD thing.
Thankfully there was a whole lot more to look at in that store and looking through it all took quite some time. But practically the minute we walked in, Bossman found some stuff called Semenex. I should have known by the name what it was for...frankly, Bossman should have known by the name, what it was for. But remember, we are novices! We don't know ANYTHING. So, what exactly do you think semenex is for? Let me tell you what WE thought it was for. See, we thought it was some sort of lube or tasty treat to make blow jobs better. If you've read my blog long enough, you will know that I am not a big fan of the bj. Bossman, on the other hand, seems to enjoy them a lot. So Bossman grabbed that Semenex and would not put it down.
We all finished looking through that store and were in the process of checking out our items. C.C. pointed out the Kama Sutra oils and informed me that it was wonderful and really made bj's more enjoyable. So, I ran to the counter with some, and told Bossman we should get that, and lets put the other stuff away. NOPE, he was NOT going to put down the Semenex.
After we left the store, we headed back to our hotel rooms. We all went to our own rooms to put all our goodies away. When we got into our room, I dumped all our stuff out on the bed. Bossman took the bottle of Semenex and opened it. Guess what? It's powder.
Bossman tells me this, so I'm confused. What the heck is it? Bossman starts reading the label. Guess what Semenex is?
You mix it with water, drink it and it's suppose to make your semen taste better!
That's right folks. “When did we go from ‘maybe’ to trying to make it taste good enough to swallow?”
Bossman and I started laughing so hard. I took a look at the instructions and it made us laugh even harder......
Directions for use: 1. About an hour or so before bed, ejaculate at least once to rid the body of natural-tasting semen. 2. Open Semenex container and stir contents throughly. 3. Pour bottle of semenex into a lidded container or shaker of 6 ounces of water or other desired beverage. 4. Close the lid and shake contents vigorously, then drink.
Doesn't that sound fun?
For your information this is what it says:
Semenex will enhance semen taste in as little as 12 to 24 hours. For best results repeat steps 2 and 3 for an additional one to two nights, being careful not to ejaculate further (the human male physiology takes approximately three days to fully replenish semen supply.)
As you can imagine, this made us laugh all the more. As the rest of the group started gathering back in our room, we had to share our story of the semenex.
Needless to say, it was the group joke for most of the rest of the trip. C.C. mentioned that she figured that the ingredients would include pineapple. I had never heard that pineapple could change the way you taste. Later in the evening, I checked the ingredients and sure enough, pineapple is the first ingredient. I told you, that C.C. is a smart cookie!
The powder smells a lot like pumpkin, but there is no pumpkin in the stuff. I'll admit, I snuck a little taste. It doesn't taste half bad...LOL I wonder if it will make ME taste better!
This is the part where I must stick up for my hubby. (Just a little anyway)
See, the week before the trip, Bossman had a root canal. Unfortunately, it was still bothering him. He didn't tell me that his tooth was hurting until after we got back to the hotel. So, although he was there in the store with us, he wasn't really feeling that well. He didn't take the time to read the fine print. He just saw the name Semenex and decided that was the stuff for us.
Trust me, next time, we will be reading all the fine print!
Oh, and I don't understand it, but for some reason pineapple has landed on my grocery list!
About the quiz Nick made up for us, the majority was absolute right!! You all should have known that I won. Do you think the detail whore was going to come in second on a quiz about her best blogger buddies? Come on! Get real! I won, I won!!!
Now while I know all about my buddies I bare know anything about computers. You get past the basics and I am screwed so I wasn’t able to get both questions working at the same time. So here is the second question in case you wanted to answer it.