You want me to do WHAT with this?Okay - I (Eva) am the first to admit that - to the best of my knowledge - I am not, as PK would say, anal erotic.
That's not to say however that I'm not up for new things. When I asked PK what one does with a butt plug and she replied with her smart assed "stick it" comment I laughed.
Of course I already knew THAT!!! But WHY does one stick it? I don't get it. It doesn't sound all that fun but hey, who am I to argue. Besides, if PK can purchase a $50 HMW at my insistence and persistence, then I suppose I can spend a few bucks on a butt plug.
But you know what?
Adam cornered PK in Pleasure Chest and quizzed her about the uses and benefits of said crystal jelly butt apparatus. I'm not quite sure what all she told him but she must have answered his questions in a way that piqued his interest because he bought the butt plug.
I didn't fight it or argue. I just went along with it.
No. It's not yet been used. Anyone wanna buy it? Kidding. Kidding. Kidding.
Seriously, if the truth were known, I am curious and knew all along what Adam was discussing with PK. I stayed an arms length... well more than that... away so they could talk.
Still though it hasn't been used............ yet.................
So there you have it... the butt plug is mine and honestly I think it might have caught my attention a long time ago had it not had such a ridiculous name. Butt plug. Come on now. There's got to be a more erotic, sexy, fun sounding name for it.
How about ... crap... I can't think of a thing. Help me! Let's rename it.
Wait.
I know.
Perhaps after I've actually used it, it will be easier to name. In the meantime if you have any ideas, leave a comment!!!
Pssst ~ (*whispering*) Wanna know what I'm really afraid of? Using it. Liking it. And then something like this happens. Watch.................
See what I mean?
So yeah, I confess... the butt plug is mine.
Cracks me up that PK won the vote on that one.
I mean think about it. She owns 2 dozen of them already (or some number greater than one). Would she buy such a generic beginner one? And also, I mean really... how many can she use at once?
Hehehehe Hey, y'all... have a GREAT day!!!
